Chain Mail
WARNING: do NOT read this poem
unless you are prepared
to deal with the consequences
there you go
now you’re in for it
if you don’t rate this poem
with a witty comment
(at least 50 characters, of course)
your life will always feel
incomplete, unsatisfying
empty
while your search for love
and honest meaning
will be a futile joke
now, if you don’t rate it a ten
you’ll be cursed
with a dying planet,
global warming,
and a world where the haves
take more
and have-nots attempt to survive
with miserably less
until the world ends;
December 21, 2112
I am truly sorry
I apologize for placing you
in this conundrum
but the question still becomes
what are you going to do?
walk away and be cursed
tempt fate and our future
and not rate this
or enter something
other than a perfect score
and oh yeah,
if you don’t rate this
if you don’t rate it a ten
and if you don’t tell at least
one other person
to rate this poem,
you’ll feel the boney fingers
of the grim reaper
on your shoulder
before dawns first light
and the devil
will consume your soul
for breakfast
man, I love poetry contests!
Runnells, Iowa '10
Jerry Browning © 2010
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