Frustrations

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    Frustrations

    I saw a Mormon coming up my walk with

    An open bible and begging for more,

    I jumped up and ran around my house

    Locking all the windows and screens;

     

    I walked down the street looking for a

    Woman who would give me love and sex,

    I looked around every corner and all

    I could find was a tyrannosaurus . . .

     

    I had a nightmare and the

    Main character was you,

    I woke up and looked at my clock

    And it was half past three;

     

    I drove down to Bellevue

    And beat up some yuppies,

    I bought myself a fish tank

    And filled it with angel fish;

     

    I took a shower and

    Washed myself with soap,

    I climbed up a tree with

    A very long ladder;

     

    I went to a party and

    Played Truth or Dare,

    There I met a girl

    With long, dark legs;

     

    I awoke on a Saturday

    That was very sunny,

    That night I went and saw a

    Comedian who was very hilarious;

     

    I asked a woman to come home

    With me and she said she might,

    Things turned out well and I

    Had a very nice evening;

     

    The weather started growing cold

    So I had to put on a coat,

    I walked down to the docks

    And bought a ticket on a ship;

     

    Some bum needed some

    Money so I gave him a loan,

    Then he offered me a joint

    And we started to get baked;

     

    I sold him my ticket with

    Some money that he had,

    Then I drove uptown

    To visit my father;

     

    We sat and talked

    As it began to rain,

    Walking home I tripped and fell

    And it caused me some hurt;

     

    I finally arrived home and

    Started to write in my book,

    My stomach started to growl so

    I brought out some food to fry;

     

    I thought of all the people who

    Thought everyone else needed to die,

    I dreamed myself as a bird who

    Didn’t even know how to soar;

     

    I remembered a woman who

    Thought she didn’t need me,

    I walked into the bathroom

    Because I needed to urinate;

     

    I then grew tired of this

    World and went to bed,

    I slipped under the covers and

    Laid down my weary cranium.

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    jenifer commented on Frustrations

    06-16-2013

    that's life sometimes,always changing never fading away

    dylandean

    06/16/2013

    Yes, this was actually inspired by an old Don Knotts, Tim Conway film "Private Eyes".

    shenjara commented on Frustrations

    04-15-2012

    It was...hmm...I don't quite know what my reaction to this was, really. Confusion, I suppose. I did, however, like what you did with the erm..."rhyme," once I realized the pattern. I find it rather unusual...in a good way!

    dylandean

    04/15/2012

    Thank you. It's inspired by an old Don Knotts, Tim Conway movie called "Private Eyes". I thought I'd make a whole poem out of it.

    ItsHeartBeat commented on Frustrations

    02-16-2012

    Ah! I see what you did just there Heh, very interesting, I liked this one.

    dylandean

    02/16/2012

    Yeah, what inspired me was and old Don Knotts/Tim Conway movie called "Private Eyes" as the killer kept leaving notes that should've rhymed but didn't.

    blackfootlady commented on Frustrations

    03-10-2010

    very different and it show potentail...Keep on writing.Churv

    markrohaley commented on Frustrations

    12-10-2009

    very cool-you passed each rhyme just in the nick of the clock :)

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