Seven sacred salamanders salivating odd,

Quick, flick hair dander, and stop their gander,

Watching weasels pop the curious cod!

Forty foolish fireflies flashing all in sync

Wish they’d please, clear off gnu’s knees

Before octopus oozes ink!

How did this party animal so quickly come unravel

I really, truely want to know

Did kangaroo plop poopy on cute koala’s kewpie gravel?

One hundred hungry horses hide their pride

For their fat flatulent fly collection

They swear their hair, simply ne’er, needs government inspection!

The TSA padding down the pig pile’s purple plastic pack

Sheepishly, bleet the lack of terrorist propaganda

But gorilla guard just gruffly grunts,”Go groping through Uganda!”

I wish the Washugel white-tail whip-poor-wills

Would stop their idie chatter

And stifle jesting jackals’ Jills, it’s not a laughing matter.

The outboard’s whaletail’s wearing wolverines 

Precluding all proper anti-cavitation 

Let me make bedtime scurry, before the hell hounds hurry

After another furry fox tale hallucination!