Have Nice Day

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    Have Nice Day

    Another day at the office and all is not well,
    I got up this morning feeling like hell.
    Went to bed way past midnight, not enough sleep
    ran a toe through my stockings, they make them so cheap.
    Put bread in the toaster, had to go feed the cat,
    when I returned, I had two pieces of cardboard burnt black.
    It was cloudy outside and wouldn't you know
    about half way to the car, the clouds really let go.
    My hair-do is ruined, mascara on my dress
    and the makeup I worked on, is now just a mess.
    Stepped in a mud hole that went over my shoes,
    and today I have to train somebody new.
    My first cup of coffee just spilled on my work
    and across the hall in his office, is my boss "the jerk".
    He's never happy with anything that I do,
    though I type and copy until my fingers are blue.
    He can't see passed his ego, no matter how hard I try, sometime all I want to do, is just sit and cry.
    One of these days I'll give him a piece of my mind,
    just tell him to shove it and kiss my behind.
    But until I find a way-out, I'll just bite my tongue,
    mind my own business, until this day is done.
    But boss just beware, because one day real soon,
    you're going to push me too far, and it will be off to the moon.

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    countrypoet commented on Have Nice Day

    12-09-2009

    I can really relate to this poem so well,except that my boss is a woman and she has the personality of a rabid badger. Thanks for sharing this brilliantly written and extremely entertaining poem.

    rollerderby

    02/18/2010

    thank you for the kind comment, being a guy I had to write the poem 3rd person. I'd only witnessed the way my boss was to some of our employees, but he pays for it every time somebody reads this poem... HA!HA!.

    exclusivelye commented on Have Nice Day

    07-21-2009

    LOL! Singing: "Cause you had a bad day" -theme song from American Idol (2008)

    LadyLourdes commented on Have Nice Day

    06-17-2009

    oh my goodness!!! that was HILARIOUS!!! ;) sounds like one of my days!!! watch out now!

    In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

    Franz Kafka (1883-1924) Czech writer.

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