I’m driving down this long road, carrying the

Same load, people are passing in their cars,

Their bodies near, their minds are far;

I’m dreaming of a baseball bat and shoving

It sideways up a yuppies crack, you turn to

See a demented hack, you try to see where

My mind is at but remember that curiosity killed

The cat but satisfaction brought her back;

I see a man who looks so frail,

I see another who looks like a whale,

I drink from an unholy grail,

She’s looking in the mail for a

Desperately horny male,

Well sex sells and I’m for sale

So let me tell you my tall tale

Before I use my dick to pound in a nail;

Sleeping in the hay loft,

The farmer gets pissed off and throws

Me to the ground that’s not soft;

No mercy, no god,

Finding truth in greedy fraud,

Laying on the wet sod,

Eating freshly caught raw cod

And beating up a lost mod

Who slid down a greasy rod;

I cover up and think I’m warm,

Caught up in my own charm,

The bell sounds but I don’t hear the alarm,

I open myself up to harm

Running away from the funny farm;

Get declined, get laid,

Go to work and don’t get paid,

I forgot the words my father said

And I lost the wings I thought I made;

Look above, look behind,

I can’t see the warning signs,

Walking drunk on a crooked line,

Looking at a watch that can’t wind,

I once remember a dog that whined,

I went out with a woman and we dined and wined,

Going crazy in my mind,

Washington politics cater to wealthy pricks,

Turning the corner and hitting some bricks,

I see people with wounds that they lick

Before throwing up and getting sick,

Don’t be a fool, try to act cool,

The government is full of hicks

Carrying around fake dicks;

Running mad around the bend,

I see a woman and flowers I send,

She tells me that she just wants to be friends,

I have wounds that will never mend,

So I run further raging mad,

Peoples luck that is bad makes me glad,

Death and disorder seem to be the fad,

I thought I rose above this

World so sad but again, I was had;

We sit here together in our rage,

Trapped inside hatreds cage,

We grow older but do not age

Like fine wine that

Tastes like sunshine,

I dream of war I want to wage

But I’m no sage,

I’m just a dork, hungry for pork,

I’ve been pushed out, left to pout,

Hating sauerkraut;

Where is love that is real?

Something, someone to feel, anything real,

I’m ready and willing to make a deal

But my heart might never heal;

I look around with growing anger,

Everyone seems to be a stranger,

The whole world is in danger,

I look at you,

Damned if you don’t, damned if you do,

They say the savior was born in a manger,

Then he died on a cross like hanger,

This world started and

Will end with a big gangbanger;

Grab a gun and fight for peas

But don’t shoot me if you please,

I’ve already been brought to my knees

And left to drown under the high seas;

She flips the cross around her back

And earns her money in the sack,

We all hold a demon carved on

The palms of our hands,

They tell us to wreak havoc on

Our square inch of land;

I’m drinking cyanide because I

Have no place left to hide,

Death is given to us at birth,

We’re supposed to use it to

Prove our worth;

My baby left me to rot in my arrogance,

She broke my heart before I could put up a defense,

I’m left alone in a confused trance,

I have many ants in my cheap pants,

Spiders crawl across my sleeping chest,

Killing spiders in the toilet is best,

I hate spiders I have confessed;

So many people are forced to bleed

When all they want is to be freed,

I can’t find a woman who will accept my seed,

New bohemians wear cool beads

And smoke the very best weed;

A rope swing almost ended my life,

I lost a very good pocketknife,

People say that I’m satanic,

My lucky number is six,

Men become religious to

Compensate For small dicks,

Yours truly and religion

Is a very bad mix,

A dog puts his head

Between his legs and licks;

Don’t forgive me father because

I know exactly what I do,

I see pain everywhere so I have

Trouble believing in you,

Men hurt women and you let it go,

For what reason I do not know,

There is no answer in the wind that blows;

I’m not a liar, my ass is on fire,

As it grows late, my rhymes tire;

Look at what I see and understand how angry I am,

Finish reading and tell me if you give a damn,

Take your gods,

Holy or material and throw them away,

Stop and listen to the words that I say,

If all I know is true then we might soon pay,

We might be in the middle

Of enjoying our last day;

Shoot them with a gun,

Some think initiation is fun,

I can’t see any sun,

I’m just another pawn,

My common sense is gone,

My brains are in the john,

I think I smell like camel dung,

All of this nonsense is done.