Merry Christmas To All Of You From Ooopsney And River Dove

Merry Christmas To All Of You
From Ooopsney and River Dove

Ooopsney…say me?
Yes River Dove…say you
What do you want for Christmas…
Well…River Dove…baby I have this new
Cell phone here and I would like to have a
Blue tooth…say you
Ohh…ok…say me…hmmm, I’ll get you
One of those Ooopsney…
River Dove…baby…what are you doin
I’m lookin in the phone book…say me
What are you lookin for baby…say you
I’m lookin up dental offices…say me
Is there somethin wrong River Dove…say you?
No Ooopsney there is nothing wrong…say me
Then why are you looking up dental offices…
Well…say me…I need to see them…
I thought you said there was nothing wrong
So why do you need to see a dentist…say you
Well Ooopsney…say me…I probably need to see more
Than one…
River Dove…you’re startin to scare me baby
Ohh it’s alright Ooopsney…hmmm…
I wonder how much it will be…say me
River Dove…what are you doin now…say you
Shhh…I’m on the phone…say me
Hello…hi… this is River Dove Clovis
Yes I am fine…I’m calling for Ooopsney
Well…see… I asked Ooopsney what he wanted for
Christmas and he said he wanted a blue tooth
So I knew I had to call you and well… what better
Place to buy a blue tooth than from a dentist’s office
And so I need to know how much a blue tooth
Is going to cost and well I have heard of gold and
Silver teeth but this blue one he wants is new
To me and well…
Uh River Dove…baby…say you
Shhh Ooopsney I’m on the phone
With the dentist helper and she must have
Heard a funny joke cause she sure is
Gigglin and carryin on and I believe Ooopsney
That I’m gonna have to repeat to her why I’m
Callin and well she just won’t stop giggling and…
River Dove…baby…I don’t want
A blue tooth for my mouth… I
Need it for my ear…and…
Wha…say me… A TOOTH IN YOUR EAR…
OOOPSNEY…Did you hear that Sally…say me?
He wants this blue tooth for his ear…I think he
Needs to see our family doctor…and I’m
Gonna call first thing in the morning and…
River Dove…listen to me baby…
Yes Ooopsney I’m listening Sweetie…Do
You have a fever…let me feel your head
River Dove…hang up the phone…and no…
I don’t have a fever…Baby forget the blue tooth
And just get me a pair of socks or a hippie hat
Or some thing like that…ok?
Hmmm…well ok Ooopsney if you say so…say me
Yes baby I say so …say you…
I love you River Dove…now come mere baby
Ooo lala Ooopsney…oooo Oooopsney that tickles
U..H….Hummmm…Mrs Clovis….this is Sally
Mrs. Clovis….You forgot to hang up…
Did you hear something Ooopsney…say me
No baby I didn’t…cept for those cute little
Noises you make when I uhh you know…
Yes I do know Ooopsney…say me
Ummm… I love you Ooopsney
I Love you too River Dove
U..H…MRS.CLOVISSSSSSSSS!!!

By Rita Kay Webb