The Village Pimp!
Angela! Come here sweet girl, wanna work for me tonight?I'm no longer selling my life for you boy, get lost, scram, and take flight!
Everyday you chat with cellphone and call up all the girls,
You are the most disgusting thing existing in this world!!
Thinking you can sell our women to the highest bidder?
And I'll get the vice squad here so you'll reconsider,
Our streets are over run with the pimping and with vice,
You pimpers are like leeches on our girls, we are hurting, it's not nice?
My Daddy said to leave off our street this very day,
For if you do not pack up and leave, it will be hell to pay,
Angela, Jasmine and Jemima, get inside the house,
Leave this matter in my hands dear,
Man I need to see your spouse!!
You are dealing and pimping on our streets, it's getting worst by the day,
I'm sure if I tell your wife Denise, she'll have very much to say!
To know you are a pimping boy, will make you look like a fool,
Pretending you are buisy at work is just not fine, not cool.
Now your wife will know that you're pimping next door our school.
Get away from near our kid, what a poor excuse for a man!
Better beat it fast, just disappear as quick as you can,
I'm going to grab you by the waist, just leave this minute!
Or the police is gonna come and be involved in it.
Leave now! When the cops get here I'll give them information,
And I'll give them every tip for your incarceration!!
I'll always stand up to you unruly pimping thugs,
It's time to clean up the streets and the pushers of all these drugs,
Until you drug dealing, pimping boys have made a prompt retreat.
And you're shackled with big chains around your feet,
Good people please cooperate and inform, our streets engulfed in crime!
Even though it's challenging and fraustrating all the time.
So here's the cops, they're coming now, what are you doing dude?
You've dealt in drugs and pimp the girls, you're so extremely rude!
Hey officer! There he is, he's trying to run away! Over there!
"Thank you Sir", the officer replied, "I'll get him, stay right here".
Now this notorious village pimp is caught and behind bars,
I'm warning you aspiring pimps, you'll not get very far!
Just stay away from my block boy, do you understand?!!
Protect and respect our women and girls, it's one way to be a man.
The Poemeater, 2010.
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