When....Dang It
When life hands you a lemon
Dang it....add water and sugar and lets have a party
When women do you wrong
Dang it....throw out another line, there's plenty of fishies in the sea
When the boss get on your last nerve
Dang it....wave the middle finger in your mind till you find another job or take longer breaks
When the creditors keep callin'
Dang it....muzzle the phone and tell them you moved
When the gas station hikes up the prices
Dang it....light a match
When the cops pulls you over for speedin'
Dang it....have a good lie ready, like; tell him you have the H1N1 virus then cough in your hands as you proceed to hand him/her your driver's license
When your girlfriend, wife or significant other begins to nag
Dang it....tell them you have a head cold and your ears are clogged
When you see your pastor comin' out of the liquor store
Dang it....don't complain, he's only givin' the wines spirits (wink)
When your child start actin' a fool
Dang it....don't spank him, he's only takin' after you
When your child still act a fool
Dang it....get some parentin' skills
When your teacher ask you a question
Dang it....have the right answer because the wrong answer keeps them callin' on you
When your mom or dad grounds you
Dang it....tell them you want to become a stripper (this works for boys too) "wink"
When your boyfriend want to try a new position
Dang it....let him...err ask him where he learned that
When your girlfriend, wife or significant other has a headache
Dang it....tell her you're going to visit your favorite cousin; you know the one that is only related to you by your word "wink"
Dang it....I shouldn't have mentioned that one
When your dog humps your leg
Dang it....hump his....errr neuter him or buy him a four-legged hoe
When the ugly women at the bar starts to look good
Dang it....don't skip another AA meeting or get her drunk so she don't remember your name. It works for me "wink"
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