Your Mom

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    • ShanneN
    • A working class hero is something to be.

    Your Mom

    So I hear your mom likes to shake her ass.

    And when she was in school, she would always skip class.

    She turned out to be no good.

    Just a junkie chillin in duhhh hood.

    Suckin on every guy in sight

    Never with you, not even one night.

    She’ll do anything for some dough

    She was a straigh up hoe.

    One day someone came over your house.

    They  crept in like a little mouse.

    He and your mom got busy and he payed her off.

    You better believe his huge cock made her cough.

    But back to the part where she was never with you

    Never to tie your bow or lace your shoe.

    You’re my friend so ill scream it with you boo,

    “FUCK YOU MOM! IM BETTER OFF WITHOUT YOU!”

    If this was all true, id come over every day.

    Just to get some dome for a little pay.

    We’d all get in on it and all become sluts.

    Just like your mom, and your dad would kill our guts. =]

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    yorusan commented on Your Mom

    07-27-2010

    thats pretty hilarious. I love it. and now I have to say more cuz its not 50 characters long. lol only idk what to say. im speachless.

    lastyl commented on Your Mom

    07-17-2010

    well, you surprised me once again with your imagination, I already new you were humorous. Very interesting and funny, a breath of fresh air for sure. :))))) Sounds like there may be a little hip hop in your blood!!! lol maybe eminem

    TCpoeboy commented on Your Mom

    11-10-2009

    So U a story teller! I wonder could U write script? keep writing humur is always needed in ones day.

    patient957 commented on Your Mom

    11-04-2009

    thats ill son....... the gag image was fun....lol

    inkmaster commented on Your Mom

    10-28-2009

    did you rapp it or write it........................................................................

    ShanneN

    10/28/2009

    rappppp. =]

    Poetry is when an emotion has found its thought and the thought has found words.

    Robert Frost (1875-1963) American Poet.

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