I want an iron-clad, platinum-plated sphere of a relationship. I want it unquestioned, unchallenged, impenetrable by anything from the outside world. I want knock-down, drag-out screaming fights without consequence. I want unexpected affection. I want doubt-free, care-free, jealousy-free. I want a hopeless compatibility and wordless understanding. I want goofy fun and I want financial planning. I want the privacy of two people working silently at opposite ends of the house, meeting in the kitchen for coffee. I want forever to be taken for granted and anything else less never considered. I want mutual adoration, mutual respect and mutual friends. I want an equal partner, a confidante, a foil, an instigator, a collaborator, a friend and the best kisser in the world.