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A chocolate-cookie recipe wanted...

12-21-2009 at 07:03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dahlusion

pre-heat oven to 350
bake 20 mins. or until done,

or check "done" by using the "toothpick" method
of poke and pull: a doughy toothpick, bake longer;
a dry toothpick, brownies are done:

serve with organic dark french roast,
fair-trade, shade grown coffee in a large mug for dipping. tongue laugh

Thanks Dah. I think we could put a hold on the exotic espresso. Now if someone can tell us the mixing procedure we could bake some up in time for Santa's arrival...............what do you think ?........................................gogant

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12-21-2009 at 07:11:08 PM

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Easy Gant, you may want to stop by a local pastry shoppe to get the expert opinion of a pastry chef lady; use vanilla extract.

12-21-2009 at 09:27:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Grito

Easy Gant, you may want to stop by a local pastry shoppe to get the expert opinion of a pastry chef lady; use vanilla extract.

Sound advice, Grits. But...wait a minute...don't us guys make better all-around chefs ? Oh boy, I hope Maddi doesn't see that remark..............

......................... shock

12-22-2009 at 11:05:02 AM

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You are a card Go, and I think you better make alot of cookies because you have everyone here drooling for those tasties!!!

12-22-2009 at 03:41:17 PM

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Aw, c'mon ……………………g, have some real caffeine and get "ah'py",
and dunk those brownies properly…soak'um up, cowboy…

12-22-2009 at 04:58:44 PM

Re: Re: A chocolate-cookie recipe wanted...

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Originally Posted by dahlusion

Aw, c'mon ……………………g, have some real caffeine and get "ah'py",
and dunk those brownies properly…soak'um up, cowboy…


Did you ever dunk a cookie, or a donut into a cup of coffee and have half of it sink to the bottom of the cup, Dah, and then try fishing it out with your fingers ? Yuk, what a mess.
Now, I'm salivating for a chocolate cookie and a cup of Maxwell House coffee...used to be though, good to the last drop...but not with half a soggy cookie at the bottom.

ohh.................g

12-22-2009 at 08:03:39 PM

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Mr. G, I am so disappointed that you never considered asking for my inextraordianry, super-ficially cullinary, berry, berry exhilarating recipe from under downs.

You will need:
Industrial grade lard, 40 oz. (hardened not pardoned)
1 1/2 lbs Fine Limburger cheese (grated not rated)
4 extra large Kosher Vlasic Dill Fickles (Orogamic only)
2 1/2 lbs of Dark Cane sugar (course granulated, cured in See salt)
1/2 cup (sifted) black gunpowder (make sure it doesn't get exposed to moisture)
12 oz (finely grounded) high-voltage mistletoe
5 lbs of wild flower (you may want hand picked)
1 ostrich egg (watch out for the momma)
2 tbl spoons faking powder
4-12oz boxes of Coco Krispies

Have some one you loathe mix it up, and run like there's no tomorrow.

I hope this will make for a carefree, good ol' time, spectacular...bake off!


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12-22-2009 at 08:31:50 PM

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"Maxwell House coffee" — drinking that is like
taking a shower with a raincoat on…and,

……………g, you've taken all of the gooey fun
out of dunking, and fishing the bottom of the mug
for brownie muck. Aw………
hmmm

12-22-2009 at 09:02:05 PM

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I think, Mr. Ink, that you were watching to much of Granny from the hills of Beverly, mixing up a batch of lye soap, and trying to keep her still a smokin' an a strokin' at the same time...

big surprise

12-22-2009 at 09:07:06 PM

Re: Re: A chocolate-cookie recipe wanted...

Quote:
Originally Posted by dahlusion

"Maxwell House coffee" — drinking that is like
taking a shower with a raincoat on…and,

……………g, you've taken all of the gooey fun
out of dunking, and fishing the bottom of the mug
for brownie muck. Aw………
hmmm

I think gogant got a point there, Mr. D. We used to dip strips of buffalo hide in my wife's corn squeezins to soften it...now and then we had to let the dogs loose to chase away the locals...they were drawn to the scent of that buffalo hide, I guess.

12-22-2009 at 09:08:04 PM

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Come on Gogant, everyone is hungry already, get off the pot and stop procrastinating and start cooking guy!!! LOL! Jeez!

12-22-2009 at 09:09:22 PM

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I have to say that the down under recipe sounds very interesting!!

12-22-2009 at 09:27:17 PM

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I think I have to side with Dah on the dunk, the good is in the goo and go for it, at least once in a while, why hold back. Talk about buffalo hide, that is not holding back!! LOL! Send some over with the corn squeezins please Mangeo!

12-22-2009 at 09:32:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Grito

I have to say that the down under recipe sounds very interesting!!

Yeah, interesting in a foreboding way. I'm not here to praise cookie recipes, I'm here to use the men's room...or should I wait til Mr. Ink mixes up one explosive batch of choc-full-o-dynomite-cookies from down under........................

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12-22-2009 at 09:38:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Grito

I think I have to side with Dah on the dunk, the good is in the goo and go for it, at least once in a while, why hold back. Talk about buffalo hide, that is not holding back!! LOL! Send some over with the corn squeezins please Mangeo!

Funny how Mr. G starts a goofy thread about finding a chocolate cookie recipe, and ends up getting some wayout, wild, and wonderful things thrown in. Now you know, Mr. grits, that my wife's squeezin's is just for me.....

12-22-2009 at 09:41:40 PM

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Ok, sorry Mangeo, I thought it was cornbread. You lucky though.
Gogant, you are driving me crazy, stop jawing and cook already!

12-22-2009 at 09:42:38 PM

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Stardrift is back, you want me to tell on you? You know he'll get on your case.

12-22-2009 at 10:19:57 PM

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Ultimate Chocolate Chip Cookies

2-1/4 cups of all-purpose flour
1/3 cup Hershey's cocoa
1/2 tsp salt
1 tsp baking soda
2 sticks unsalted butter, softened
1-1/2 cups packed light brown sugar
2 tsp pure vanilla
2 eggs
1 lb of milk chocolate chips, or kisses, or M&M's
If you want chewy cookies, add 1/2 cup canola oil
1 cup of coarse chopped cashews, almonds, or pecans.

Heat oven to 375*, mix flour, cocoa, baking soda, and salt seperately from following: Beat softened butter, light brown sugar, and vanilla in a large bowl on medium speed until creamy (no lumps, now!) Add eggs, mixing thoroughly.

Beat in flour mixture gradually, and stir in choclate chips and nuts (now is the time to add oil if you want chewy) drop dough by rounded teaspoonfuls or, for large cookies, use ice cream scooper (ball type) Cookie sheet should not be greased, but you may prefer baking paper for quick removal from sheets

Bake 8- 10 minutes on top rack, checking as Dah said with toothpick ( no dough is cooked dough) let cool for a few minutes before placing on wire rack. Yield is approx. 5 dozen cookies

I hope that as you've looked through this recipe, you're thinking, this sounds legit!
That it is, my friend... Merry Christmas, George!!

12-22-2009 at 11:24:42 PM

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Okay, Marck, I have to admit that that sounds like the best recipe I have ever heard. I'll have to go and try it and see how they turn out....sorry but I won't be able to pass some along through OP...only in thought perhaps.....

Merry Christmas everybody........I'm still looking for the kid that knocked my snowman over....

12-23-2009 at 12:05:23 AM

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I was the one who knocked that goofy snowman of yours over, gogant...I didn't like the feather you stuck in its head...the coal I can use...thanks, and Merry Christmas to you, and all.



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12-23-2009 at 06:46:16 PM

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Merry Christmas to all too!!!

12-23-2009 at 06:47:23 PM

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Gant, maybe you can post a pic, maybe a little poem if you make the cookies.

12-23-2009 at 07:15:52 PM

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C'mon gogo, bake the freaking brownies
and get it over with, it's time to serve the goods
so we can linger in ill-health from all the nasty
ingredients going into this batch of tasteful slow-death…yum!

12-23-2009 at 08:06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Grito

Gant, maybe you can post a pic, maybe a little poem if you make the cookies.

I think Mr. Ink would do a better job at composing a poem about cookies...did you guys read his new one...The Frito Lay Bandit...or some goofy title like that. Seems he ran around stealing everybody's lunches, instead of chasing after the girls, when he was in high school.

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12-23-2009 at 10:03:35 PM
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I'm so disapionted. I'm so sad

no Christmas Sugar, :(

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