Gogant has a riddle...

Now be serious here. Why did the turkey cross the road ?
Whoever guesses it first wins an autographed photo of Einstud
(if he can part with one).


...........................................gogant

RE: Gogant has a riddle...

Cause normal people just walk along the road,
The turkey, wanted to cross it,
Go a different direction then everyone else.
Why take roads when roads lead to everywhere everyone has been?
He wanted to make his own road...
^^

Last edited by jpmaster13 04-13-2010 at 11:23:27 AM

RE: Gogant has a riddle...

To get hit by my car.


Time for Einstud to part with the picture lol

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I dream of a better world, a world where birds of all kinds can cross roads without fear and without their motivations being questioned by suspicious non-poultry types!
lol.
Nice riddle G.

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Caity, you're not trying to plug a new poem of yours, are you ?
Why didn't you take a guess...........I'd be interested to hear your answer....

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Good grief, that would be terrible.....funny, but terrible
(I don't mean the picture of Einstud, by no means)

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Good poetic thoughts, JP, but, alas, no cigar...........

Quote:

Originally Posted by jpmaster13

Cause normal people just walk along the road,
The turkey, wanted to cross it,
Go a different direction then everyone else.
Why take roads when roads lead to everywhere everyone has been?
He wanted to make his own road...
^^

RE: Gogant has a riddle...

Quote:

Originally Posted by gogant

Now be serious here. Why did the turkey cross the road ?
Whoever guesses it first wins an autographed photo of Einstud
(if he can part with one).


...........................................gogant

RE: Gogant has a riddle...

I forgot to add, Spring, one is not permitted to use Google to gaggle....

.......................................

RE: Gogant has a riddle...

To see what was on the other side,
To get where he was going.
To gobble with the gobbles
To share his poems
To simply gobble hello
It was spring
Love was in the air
He saw a hen over there
A new start a new begining
A new year LOL

Last edited by Bettysrainbow48 04-14-2010 at 01:39:10 AM

RE: Gogant has a riddle...

The turkey crossed the road to show the opossum it really could be done. At least that's why they cross the roads around here.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by Bettysrainbow48

Why the turkey crossed the road
To see what was on the other side,
To get where he was going.
To gobble with the gobbles
To share his poems
To simply gobble hello
It was spring
Love was in the air
He saw a hen over there
A new start a new begining
He could go anywhere LOL

RE: Gogant has a riddle...

Periodic Stop Over


It appears a glitch has gummed up the Google...

so Reader has begun to run through road maps, the Atlas and even borrowed one of cousinsoren's Anthony and Cleopatra chicken livers that she heard could provide answers...

RE: Gogant has a riddle...

... hmmmm ... to meet his chick at Five Guys? ...

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You folks are real down-to-earth people. I got a lot of laughs out of
each and everyone of you........it is so much fun to do something like
this and get so many funny answers.
I will post the correct answer at 10 EDT........of course it won't be funny
as y'all's.

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Why not ??????????

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How can I follow an act like that ????
Okay, the turkey crossed the road because it wasn't
a chicken....

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it took me this long to get your joke

and now my stomach is going to make me laugh for a long time again

one last sound

I don't know what's worse... that pun or my slowness...

::: poof :::

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Gogant,

... giggle ... why didn't I think of that ? ... haha ............ Luna

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Good one i think

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He needed to prove he wasn't... Chicken! XD

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Well, that was fun. Thanks everyone for joining in, and making
me feel good with your laughter....or was that "Bah Humbug" I heard
from the back of the room....

.........................................................gogant

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Thanks Go !!

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wow... we need better poetic sparks, I wanna write poetry, not have my thoughts shot down by the "Wrong" answer. :P

RE: Gogant has a riddle...

To get to another Turkey on the otherside of the road!

So he would not get shot for Thanksgiving!

He thought the grass was greener on the otherside of the road but turned the grass over and it was DIRT!!

To party in the woods~

He did not want to feel stuffed after dinner!!

He needed to feel like a butterball!

On and on....LOL

Inkmaster