FUNdling your Balls!

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    FUNdling your Balls!

    FUNdling your Balls!

     

    Is it with great glee.. one can play with their balls and see

    it can be in their grasp.. not merely the flex in their shaft

    It goes long and straight.. sometimes it can even humiliate

    as getting wet can be a fear.. Go Deep a cry you often hear

    wondrous dimples in flight.. screaming please bite, bite

    your balls better be tough.. to survive the bruises and cuts

    Aspiration turns to perspiration.. often leading to frustration

    Your heart can certainly patter.. when this shapely matter

    finds that lovely hole so far.. in 1 or even 2 under her par

    That stroke of excellence.. requiring a slow skilled patience

    Why we just can’t get enough.. of this game we call GOLF!!

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    train64 commented on FUNdling your Balls!

    01-25-2011

    Good stuff..This is hilarious.. A 'curve' ball that got me swinging air.. T64

    jimmymc600

    01/25/2011

    *laugh'n* Thanks, a twist in the turn so to speak!

    train64

    01/25/2011

    I read it again..still funny..

    cottoncandi commented on FUNdling your Balls!

    08-24-2009

    You are so funny thanks for the laugh.............

    jimmymc600

    08/24/2009

    Thanks, glad you enjoy'd it! When my kids read this one they just went DAD!!!

    UnworthyFather commented on FUNdling your Balls!

    06-11-2009

    Beautifully written!!! This is perhaps the most humorous poem that I have read to date! You sold me on an erotic journey all the way until the end!!! I love it, and I love golf. Thank you so much for sharing.

    jimmymc600

    06/11/2009

    I too am an avid golfer, happy you enjoyed my poem. Best to you & yours!

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