How to become a Redneck
Pack your bags and leave LA
Move to Northwest Arkansas.
Leave behind the glitz and glamour
To relish the simple humor of Hee Haw.
Forget about cheering for USC
You’ll now be calling the Hogs.
Country roads replace freeways
Clear blue skies replace the smog.
How to become a Redneck
Simply add the colors white and blue.
They’re a part of the American tapestry
That’s made up of me and you.
The thought of living in Arkansas
Never crossed my mind.
I’m a Californian at heart
But I’ve found the south to be much maligned.
I guess I’m now a Redneck
The demolition derby, I do enjoy.
It’s a life I never imagined
But it’s a life that’s filled with joy.
Move to Northwest Arkansas.
Leave behind the glitz and glamour
To relish the simple humor of Hee Haw.
Forget about cheering for USC
You’ll now be calling the Hogs.
Country roads replace freeways
Clear blue skies replace the smog.
How to become a Redneck
Simply add the colors white and blue.
They’re a part of the American tapestry
That’s made up of me and you.
The thought of living in Arkansas
Never crossed my mind.
I’m a Californian at heart
But I’ve found the south to be much maligned.
I guess I’m now a Redneck
The demolition derby, I do enjoy.
It’s a life I never imagined
But it’s a life that’s filled with joy.
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