if it wasnt for her --a sports fans girl

If it wasn't for her I think I would forget
that beauty on the outside don't really mean shit--
especially if you can't relate in a relationship
its not the conversation
its just that its first and ten
and the half is about to end
Its in the game baby
and so am I
whether we lose or win
I know
I know you want some attention
and you ve been taking care of me all morning since ten
but its Saturday baby you know what that means
Kick off on the sevens for all my favorite teams

yeah you heard it on thursday and monday too but tomorrow
my boys playin and you'll never guess who
I can tell by her sneer I need to shut up
but I just finished a twelve pack so I'm pretty fucked up
I'm rambling speech slurred and my vision is blurry
could you grab those hot wings to soak up this liquor--
and hurry
I'll help with the dishes
so what its a lie
intentions should count when you're this kind of guy
cuz soon I'll be knocked out And not good for shit
and when I wake up to that lifetime bullshit
I'll probably do the old usual
bury my face in your lap
drool on your thigh and grab on our ass
Adam and Eve were no better matched
I let her do her thing and then I do mine