Cooper Rap
C to da O to da O to da P to da E to da R(rrrr ra)(2x)Cooper,Cooper!
He's the math teacher with the stutter
He likes his bread and butter
He rocks out his nikes
And has a thing for dikeys
He likes little boys
And plays with big-boy toys
His name is Mr.cooper
And he's a party pooper
His hair is intact
And that's a fact
So don't mess with him
'Cause he's pretty grim
He likes his math
And his wife's a sociopath
And if you mess with her
You'll have to transfer
He likes his dope
And the continental slope
He likes his cosecant
He's very appellant
Me and Cooper go way back
So you better not say smack
Peace out
Because without a knowledgeable doubt
You know Cooper's tight
And he's a panornormic sight
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