Free at a price

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    Free at a price

    Free at a price
    I had a letter from my bank offering a special deal and being as my funs where low the offer did appeal
    It said your credit rating’s up and so we’ve raised your credit limit strange I thought my statement read I had nothing in it
    So I took the offer up and made the free phone call I could not believe my luck I could go and have a ball
    They just lumped my debts together then put them on one card I only had one monthly payment that shouldn’t be to hard
    Because I’d responded quickly they sent me a free clock it almost drove me mad with it flipping loud tick-tock
    You see it just reminded me I was living life on tick I’d lay awake at night the worry made me sick
    Then the payment day did dawn I emptied my purse to count I never had an option but to pay the least amount
    I’ve done this now for five long years I can’t get out of trouble I only pay the interest so my debt has almost double
    Then on sunning morning I have the lord to thank I had another special offer from another high street bank
    It said transfer your debts to us have six months interest free I thought this might be my last chance to go on another spending spree
    I weighed up all my options what had I got to lose? And the thought of another free gift which I even got to choose
    So now I’ am in debt forever there are scores of people like me temptation is a terrible thing when you’re offered something for free!

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    A poem begins as a lump in the throat, a sense of wrong, a homesickness, a lovesickness. It finds the thought and the thought finds the words.

    Robert Frost (1875-1963) American Poet.

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