I'm Addicted To Warcraft

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    I wrote this poem about my little brother who had accumulated over 7 days worth of play on World of Warcraft (WOW) when it had been out roughly 2 weeks.... He was complaining that he had to go to school to take his finals when he could be another level highter. I wrote this poem when all he wanted for Christmas was $15 for a month of WOW.

    I'm Addicted To Warcraft

     I'm addicted to Warcraft
    I never see my friends
    I'm addicted to Warcraft
    I owe fifteen dollars again
    I'm addicted to Warcraft
    So, when mom asked me to mow the field,
    I said I'm way to busy
    And I cant leave my guild.

    I'm addicted to Warcraft
    I never leave my chair
    I'm addicted to Warcraft
    Could you bring some food over here?
    I'm addicted to Warcraft
    All of my friends talk over the net
    About nothing and everything
    And where to attack next.

    I'm addicted to Warcraft
    Don't ask me to help
    I'm addicted to Warcraft
    I think only of myself
    I'm addicted to Warcraft
    I could be a millionaire
    If I were paid to play Warcraft
    Because I spend a lot of time in this chair.

    I'm addicted to Warcraft
    I don't like my job
    I'm addicted to Warcraft
    I act like a slob
    I'm addicted to Warcraft
    So, I ask all of you now
    Could you spare fifteen dollars
    So I can reach another level somehow.

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    Poetry is not the expression of personality but an escape from personality.

    T. S. Eliot (1888-1965) American-English poet and playwright.

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