ME AND I JUST BEING SARCASTIC

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    ME AND I JUST BEING SARCASTIC

    I: ‘Freeze’, you under arrest for touching the girl breast!

    Me: I’m not touching the girl breast I’m touching her chest…….

    I: really! According to the position of your hand, it look such a mess…

    Me: for that I was not impress.

    I: Thank you for trying but that wasn’t your very best.

    Me: Oh well, it take a long time for myself to be express….

    I: Oh yea, it sound like u giving a request!

    Me: It’s not just a request, but one of my very best to get access…

    I: access of what? You listen! I’m the officer here, so I’m the test.

    Me: Ha, ha, ha! You made me laugh; I’m already getting access to the process…..

    I: ha, ha, ha, what! You laugh like a woman, its funny, you witney or francess…

    Me: Ha! You officers are jokers, you don’t know who you messing with…..know that, I’m more valuable than the American express…

    I: mm! Who’s the pest, put all jokes aside! Ill beat u like a game of chess

    Me: heye..beat me! Men will bounce you like a ball, boot you like a cow and run over u like Mr.boker taxi.

    I: To sarcastically…..you coming with me.

    Me: to where u anaconda?

    I: To the station...u going to jail u gorilla!

    Me: Men don’t do that… I would not repeat,

    cause I’m being sarcastic….and I’m sick of it.



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    When power leads man towards arrogance, poetry reminds him of his limitations. When power narrows the area of man's concern, poetry reminds him of the richness and diversity of existence. When power corrupts, poetry cleanses.

    John F. Kennedy (1917-1963) Thirty-fifth President of the USA

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