Son: I didn't put rocks in the toilet mamma, no not I
Mom: Then how did it get in there
Son:  The strange man outside, you know that guy?

Mom:  Son, who shaved the dog on one side of his head?
Son: Not I mamma, must of been that strange man outside.
It's in all the papers, haven't you read.

Mom:  Son, who put a red shirt in the washer with my white clothes?
Son: Not I mamma, me and daddy saw a strange man leaving here, driving out to the road.

Mom: Son, I asked you earlier to do your chores, and your room still isn't clean
Son:  yeah but the strange man said I didn't have to, cause you had a bad day and was just being mean.

Mom: Son, why on your report card do you have all D's?
Son: Not I mamma, the strange man saw my teacher do bad things.  She put bad grades on there and erased my B's.

Son: Mamma it's the end of the week, and for my allowance I didn't get any money
Mom: I'm sorry son I should have told you earlier honey.
The strange man came over
Son; HE DID!!
Mom: Yes son, and he confessed to all the bad things he told you and wanted to start his life brand new
Son: SO WHAT HAPPENED TO MY ALLOWANCE MAMMA!
Mom: I felt pity for the strange man, and gave it to him for telling me the truth!!!!