One day as I was walking down the street
Not one person did I meet
But suddenly their came a glare from over there
And I saw a giant multimillionaire
And he started to stare

Suddenly he started to say
Get off my curve or I’ll throw you that way
As I finally started to move
Three huge thugs started to walk my way
As I prepared for a confrontation

Suddenly they started up conversation
They looked at me and they started to say
God damn mother fucker get the hell out of my way
All of a sudden they started to run
And I saw the cops start pulling their guns

I jumped to the ground with my hands behind my head
And the cops ran past firing 35 rounds every 9 minutes
Then the two thugs dropped down and squirmed
Suddenly the cops said “there done”
Then the cops looked at me

They said “you didn’t see any of that”
Know get out of here before you get a rata-tat-tat
As I walked away
Some people started to say
There giving a reward to find out who shot them

So I went to the station
And said what I knew
They gave me a big fat check
Then I put it in the bank
After that I went home and ate

Then I went out on a date
And surprisingly she was late
After she finally arrived
We went to the fair to ride the rides
Then there was a problem

The cops that I helped bag
Began to follow me
I told my date to start to run
And we got to my car in a nick of time
Damn the car is dead

After all this was over
I went to the movies to see
Santa Clause 3
Then when the movie was over
I went home and went to bed