Simon Cowell,Threw In The Towel?

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    Simon Cowell,Threw In The Towel?

    Simon Cowell,Threw In The Towel?

    Simon Cowell...
    Threw in the towel.

    No more mean rude,dude like this judge...
    To abhor an atrocious singer's ability,and smudge.

    Paula could not get Her pay raise...
    Before She left the show,everybody thought She had a drug craze.

    To appear on Simon's last judging,go....
    She still seemed like She was in the brain department,a clear no-show.

    Now there is a new American Idol,who seems really wise...
    Most likely He being from Illinois,His name is Lee Dwyze.

    Mere coincidence?...
    No such incidence

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    If I feel physically as if the top of my head were taken off, I know that is poetry.

    Emily Dickinson (1830-1886) American poet.

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