Caring and compassionate is what you all say you need.
You say you need someone to make you feel like you can succeed.
Someone to give you hope and confidence, when you are down.
A man with a mindset that is so close to sound.

Always saying, “There are no more good black men.”
But before you make that statement, you need to think again.
I posses every quality that describes the so called good man.
It’s you with your sneaky ways, I don’t think I can understand.

I’m far from average, I’m far from the same, no one to meet my statue.
You’ll be real sad with tears down your face and I’ll be laughing at you.
A nice smile you have and so is your skin, but never your whorish ways.
You live like a hoochie, poppin it off, giving it up to every guy that pays.

Yea I brought it up, yes I did just speak the truth.
You’re probably who Cassidy was talkin about when he was in the booth.
Freaking and dykin, far from how you were way back when.
That’s why niggas get paid from saying, “my girl got a girlfriend.”

It’s cool though, I aint trippin, I could never get mad.
In fact, I’m kinda happy, you’ll realize what you could’ve had.
Don’t you realize, niggas always smile, when they see two chicks kissin.
You can’t tell by the way they act and how their eyes glisten..


Brief Intermission………………………….

According to statistics, relationships of the same sex are the most abusive.
So now that I’ve given you the facts, the evidence is conclusive.
Emotionally and physically, you were beaten down, you have a testimony.
In Vibe saying, “my girlfriend beat me” and now you’re sad and lonely.

Now back to your regularly scheduled programs

You see, I tried to tell you, ignorant individuals.
Could you not tell when she first slapped you, wasn’t that a signal.
The next statement you should make is, “good women are hard to find.”
That was the dumbest thing I ever heard, you have to be out of your mind.

You have now experienced domestic violence 101.
I could have told you dumb ass, that isn’t how things are done.
The guy was supposed to find you, now you’re in a state of depression.
In the cathedral saying, “priest I have a confession.”


Not to seem bitter, because what I’ve described I hate it.
But to prove a point because, a gay chick and I debated.
This is her exact words, “women know what women want, we make each other happy.”
She then wakes up every morning wondering, “why is my life so crappy?”

Everything I spoke about, happens to be the exact cause.
Oh, you thought this was a prince concert, you gets no applause.
Now I’m tired of writing, time to get back to my presentation.
I have to get this together, or my after spring break destination.


By: Jeremy Jason