My wife had a baby this morning her name is Emily
6.7 lbs bungle of joy for my posterity
Born into this darken world into my family
My babe my family my responsibility

As I watch my wife with the miracle of birth
I am reminded that life is more precious with mirth
Jesus is the way for the world to see
As the government thinks the baseball is the real enemy
Muscle enhancement for competition to be
A really great reason to call the field artillery
If terrorist took steroids and our fears would be
Being the muscular terrorist and its jihad attacks to you and me
The religion of peace, the loose cannons attack Politicians would have a reason, to declare open season
Would start to take a look at the real enemy
Make love not war is my model to be
The proof is my wife and our newborn baby

The terrorist are an allegory for the enemy
For the Devil is fiction for fools from sea to sea
I wish this was a fable but I am sorry to say.
Other there would be no sin and we would live in eternity
Our paradise we would be security
And have no need for healings of society
The Devil is the real terrorist and is against us I proclaim
Sooner or later we have to pick our master to be
To choose our Savior, the Blessed Jesus, my choice, the true reality.