Why don't I get out of bed?
I can't, my body feels like lead.
My eyes feel swollen and red,
And there's a buzzing going round in my head.
I don't get out of bed,
'Cuz I don't WANT to get out of bed.

I don't get out bed because it's way too early!
My attitude is surly,
And I just know my hair is curly
Because last night I took a shower
And drying my hair takes an hour,
So I went to bed instead
And now I woke up with bed head!

I don't want to get out of bed
'Cuz I have a math test today
And last night I studied in the worst possible way!
I turned on the television;
Instead of doing my division
And now I'm going to fail my test today!

I don't want to get out of bed,
Maybe I'll just fake sick.
I could make my voice groggy and thick
And my palms sweaty and slick.
I DON'T WANT TO GET OUT OF BED!!!