Congratulations
For nine long months you have waited
For the little stranger to arrive
And now that it is here
Oh no you poor dear
You will hear it every night
Crying and screaming
And giving you a fright
What could this strange little creature be
Nothing more than your baby
It sits there looking so adorably cute
Then the next thing you know your covered in puke
But don't let that discourage you now
For when it grows it will eat like a cow
But all of this is certainly worth it
…
Well except for the part where you have to birth it
For the little stranger to arrive
And now that it is here
Oh no you poor dear
You will hear it every night
Crying and screaming
And giving you a fright
What could this strange little creature be
Nothing more than your baby
It sits there looking so adorably cute
Then the next thing you know your covered in puke
But don't let that discourage you now
For when it grows it will eat like a cow
But all of this is certainly worth it
…
Well except for the part where you have to birth it
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