I'm a FAT man

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    I'm a FAT man
    As I grow
    rounder and rounder;
    I have to stop
    and ponder...

    Should I have skipped
    dessert last night?
    Why the hell
    are my pants so tight?

    I'm literally cheekier
    than I used to be.
    The fat man in me
    is starting to get free!

    If you pull at my spare tires
    or my extra chins;
    I'll smack you so hard
    that your world spins.

    I might be fatter now
    but look at it this way...
    I can diet it all way
    but you're butt ugly everyday!

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    The true philosopher and the true poet are one, and a beauty, which is truth, and a truth, which is beauty, is the aim of both.

    Ralph Waldo Emerson, American Poet (1803-1882)

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