Tribute to Murphy('s Law)
Here's to Murphy,
and his amazing law;
like when you were caught
sleeping with your sister in law!
Or when that toxic truck
ran over your toe;
giving its today's
evil eerie glow!
Making what's right
so absolutely wrong;
Ridiculously dumb;
like a thermal thong.
Making a nonsense
of the law of averages;
hell, you'd make a killing
selling alcoholic beverages!
So Mr Murphy,
Here's my tribute to you;
May lighting strike your arse,
God knows its over due...
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