Surfing

I decided to get with the new cyber age.
so I bought a computer to ride that way.
Getting home was no problem.
Turing it on the trouble begun.
After three trips back to the store .
I finally   got the right cord.
Windows were on the load,
When  the dam thing froze.
This pass word fill in the blank,
More info than my bank..
I finally got on explorer,
fighting the pop ads was a horror.
Put in fishing.com, got a male in a thong.
Got an Id went into chat.
With in ten minutes got a thousand hits back.
I was excited to meet all my new friends.
Till I found out they were all under ten.
So I decided I’d use it to pay my bills
I got a thanks for the new car,
 From someone named Phil.
Met my true love named Iris
who turned out  to be a virus.