Someone send me a Doc
For I am in shock
Why do I feel this way?
I listen so hard
Suddenly bombard
I get this feeling to stay.

I don't know why
I turned to the sky
Feathers seems so free
Soaring through the air
This isn't fair
Why did it Land on Me?

That's Fucking Sick!
That Flying Prick!
I'd kill him if I could
As I wandered on
Across this lawn
It came to me I should.

I'll throw a Rock
Caught by shock
This seems to be a task
AHH, my BB gun
Sounds like fun
I'll shoot him up the Ass!

Fifteen pumps
Then up his rump
So I had this planned
I took on an Aim
With no shame
I shall shoot where I stand.

I squeezed the trigger
Things get bigger
My BB whizzed on By
I hate to admit
I have been hit by shit
On my trigger eye!!

That Fuckin Bird
I'm sure you heard
You are gonna DIE!
Now what will I do
The one is now two

So which one do I kill
They look to be the same
I practiced standing still
All caught up in this fucked up game

One spread his wings
As if he's the King
Cruising for my head
I will use my Bow and Arrow
To kill this sparrow
And pumped him full of lead

The other sees
And flies through trees
But the fun is not over Yet
I wiped my eye
As I watched him fly
My face incredibly wet

You just can't win
The Birds in the wind
The Shit will never stop
So to end this Story
It comes with Glory
For the one that I shot.

by Gary Edgington