Females can be so confusing. If you listen to them they can be quite amusing. To hear the way we bash each other, makes you wanna run for cover. Having two faces is what I call it. Like saying “lets go out for drinks then calling me an alcoholic. Being on the outside listening in makes one wonder about so called friends. What do they say when you’re not around? This is how the conversation might go down:

FACE ONE: Girl I really like those boots.

FACE TWO: I cant stand that chic, she think she’s cute.

FACE ONE: Nice coat, is that real fur?

FACE TWO: Now you know that ain’t even hers

FACE ONE: Wow! Girl is that your new man? He sure is fine.

FACE TWO: One wrong move & I’ll make him mine.

FACE ONE: I love your car, is that the new accord?

FACE TWO: Why would she go and buy something she know she can’t afford?

FACE ONE: What’s going on with work? I heard that you got fired.

FACE TWO: You know she was screwing the boss, that’s how she got hired.

FACE ONE: Oh my! Your kids are growing up so fast

FACE TWO: Bad as they are she need to whip their  ass.

FACE ONE: Ooh girl, your hair looks so nice.

FACE TWO: Looks like she got that raggedy weave half price.

FACE ONE: It was good to see you girl, keep in touch

FACE TWO: That’s exactly why I don't deal with her cuz she talks about people way too much.

I hope these thoughts encourage you to have only one face instead of two.