How The Groover Got Its Name

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    • terrificlee
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    How The Groover Got Its Name

     River rafting was carefree and fun,
    but that has changed for everyone.
    "Carry our your waste", the ranger said.
    Men found a way that women dread.
    An ammo can without a seat
    became a toilet that shut real neat.
    Men were tough and didn't mind
    that it left grooves on one's behind.
    Now seats are fitted on those cans,
    but they're still called groovers to river rafting fans.

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    Tempestlady commented on How The Groover Got Its Name

    07-15-2009

    When we bought our lad we had one with toilet seat and a wire tp holder. The cows were so curious!. LOL. Good write, not sophisticated or anything, but hilarious! write on.....
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    ApatheticFish commented on How The Groover Got Its Name

    05-25-2009

    I love this! I think it's very funny and witty - I was laughing hard at the end! You have a great sense of humor! Keep it up!
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    Poetry is not an expression of the party line. It's that time of night, lying in bed, thinking what you really think, making the private world public, that's what the poet does.

    Allen Ginsberg (1926-1997) U.S. poet.

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