My Crazy Kid
My kid fell on the floor
She tells me she needs to poop
As her head hit the door
What's wrong I say
As she soiled herself
As I'm dying laughing
Like a crazy Christmas elf
I'm fine dad she says
Well I'm glad you're alright
Clean yourself up
So I can put you to bed tonight
Good night dad I love you
I love you too kid
Even though you are nuts
Besides what you did
As I cuddle up to the wife
I whisper and say
Oh my god that kids crazy
In every way
She turns to me
And what does she do
She says well she's crazy
Cus she acts just like you
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