30 Minute Meal

Who knew a 30 minute meal takes 3 and a half hours to make?

I know Get Real, Right? Roasted chicken, carrots and potatoes.

A peice of cake! Well, not at my dad's it ain't.

You should see the tornadoe I had to work in,

An old trailer and An old hillbilly- Not a good mix!!!

Then you add an ounce of blood and a Bitch.

Sprinkle on some sugar and some salt and a ton of alcohol,

Sit around and complain, Bitch and Talk...

Then you add a sister and a nephew, Both lots of learning to do...

Mix that with some anger, irritation, and a barrel of love,

Stir vigorously in a bowl and freeze till it gets real cold.

Take it out, preheat oven to 425 and throw it in.

Wait 30 minutes, still ain't done, brand new oven!

But you can't even warm up a bun...

So give up on trying to cook it,

Run outside and fight or shoot the shit...

That's how my 30 minute meal went.

HUNGRY, ANYBODY?