Like a Twinkie

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    Wrote it up after watching the episode of Family Guy where Morgan Freeman did "The Narrator" and said "Like a Twinkie, Like a Twinkie," and I thought "RAP SONG!"

    Like a Twinkie

     I love Twinkies like women:
    Golden and sweet.
    Only difference between 'em
    Is Twinkies: you can eat.

    I love my mouth
    Even more with Twinkies in it.
    They're gold and delicious
    I just wanna eat it.

    And you've got another thing comin'
    If you think I'll eat any old somethin'.
    That means keep your Ho-Ho's
    And your Cupcakes,
    'Cause I'd rather have Twinkies
    Any hour of the day.

    Now, Twinkies get ROCK HARD
    When they grow old,
    But that never happens
    With me on pantry patrol.

    When I see an empty box,
    My mind says, "Jinkeys!"
    Man, I wish the whole world was just
    Like a Twinkie.

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    In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.

    Franz Kafka (1883-1924) Czech writer.

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