Saggin'

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    Just a song with no origins... Except that we had watched a silly rap song in school about saggy pants and the dress code, so I decided to make the opposite.

    Saggin'

     My pants are saggin'
    I'm swaggin'
    Like Bilbo Baggins
    With dragon
    Wagons
    And baggage
    That you be carryin'
    Nefarious
    Plots to destroy the world
    Have been foiled
    You soiled
    Your

    Saggy pants!
    You gotta take a chance!
    Pull off your belt,
    And show your underpants!
    (Show your true colors)!

    Pants soiled,
    Plans foiled,
    You flee
    To NYC
    To hit bees
    Outta trees
    With your knees...
    "FREEZE!"
    The cop yells.
    Everyone scatters
    'Cept you.
    What's the matter?
    I'm the cop!
    Didn't expect to see
    Me
         Again?
    Or did you plan
    To wear... ?

    Saggy pants!
    You gotta take a chance!
    Pull off your belt,
    And show your underpants!
    (Yeah, show your true colors)!

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    Poetry is not a turning loose of emotion, but an escape from emotion.

    T. S. Eliot (1888-1965) American-English poet and playwright.

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