Don’t open your eyes in the middle of the night

You’re supposed to be sleeping

Don’t open your car door in the middle of traffic

You could need a new car door

Remember to be reasonable

Lack of reasoning leads to stupidity

Don’t be ashamed to be different

It just means you’re special

Don’t bask in the glow of your uniqueness

It just means you don’t fit in

Always say thank you

You never know when you may need to say please

Don’t always say you’re welcome

There may come a time when they/re not!

Take more time thinking and less time talking

This increases the chances that you’ll know what you’re talking about

Read more, listen more and love more

Listen to the one’s you love and learn to read their needs

The root to happiness stems from within

Hugs, smiles, laughter, sharing, courtesy, compromise, respect, consideration and good will are its flowers

Don’t be too shy to say something

Remember hindsight is 20/20

And a missed opportunity is a kick in the tail

Tall tales and white lies are not the same

They use the same tools but they serve a different rationale

Hope that your faith will carry you through the storm

Just in case… wear a raincoat

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