PLASTIC  HIPPIE

I'm gonna put

my plastic Hippie

right next to

my plastic Jesus.

They can both

sit on my dashboard,

beneath my

deco rainbow.

You know the last supper

was indeed the very last,

now that it's been eaten

you better hold onto to your pants.

I have my herbal garden

and I'm politically correct,

because I know my plastic Karma

will protect me in a wreck.

Maybe I'll get a plastic Buddha

and put him on my fireplace,

then right next to it

I'll put your plastic face.

Yeah! I like my plastic Hippie

he has genuine Indian beads,

just like my plastic Jesus

has a brow that really bleeds.

You know my plastic Hippie

he kind of looks like you,

he is the real thing on the outside

but inside he's not true.

He even has a peace sign

on his hemp head-band,

a real Deadhead sticker

on the bumper of his plastic van.

Yeah I'm gonna

put my plastic Hippie

right next to

my plastic Jesus.

Now my plastic Jesus

he is really pissed, he is mad,

because my plastic Hippie

he is so cool and rad.

So they sit and argue

about the facts of life,

Buddha sits there laughing

peeling prophets with a knife.

Yeah I love my plastic Hippie

and my Plastic Buddha too,

they make my set complete,

with my plastic Jew.