Unexpected encounter

I let go of mommy's hand for just a teensy second
to look at the plastic dogs that i want for my birthday
but now i'm surrounded by lots of clothes ,
big people , and i have no idea where i am

I feel free, because mommy will find me right?
I run around for a bit, but i'm tired now
where's mommy?
let's go home!
mommy?! Mommy! MOMMMY!
where is she?!

i'm scared now,
so i'll just wait here behind the racks
she'll find me if i don't move right?
there's no one there , where is everyone?
i wanna cry , mommy come get me . i'm scared
so here i stay , and wait .
then i wait some more , and a little bit more

there's a man lookin' at me funny
he's been there for awhile
i look at my watch on my hand that i drew with purple marker
he's been lookin' at me for quite awhile
maybe he knows where mommy is!
but i'm not allowed to talk to strangers
Mommy says that's a big no no

That little girl has been there for a long time ,
where's her parents?
Stupid brat got lost .
Idiot kids .
They're all nothing but trouble .
i hope she goes missing .
Good riddance .
Whose pullin' at my sleeve?
It's her . The lost brat

Mister...Mister...MISTER!
He's not happy .
i can tell by his upside down smile
"Sorry Sir , where's my mom?"
We were shopping earlier but she went off somewhere
and now i can't find her

Stupid brat , always got to have some sort of troubles
the things should have come with trackin devices
Lets find the brat's parents before she starts crying
attracts attention , stupid thing .
Too much trouble for a barely 3 ft tall thing

I'm pullin' him along now
He keeps muttering stuff to himself
Mommy has such weird friends don't you think?
"Lets go mister!"
he doesn't seem happy , he looks really mad
well the sooner we find mommy, the sooner i can leave

We walk for awhile, then a little bit more
I'm hungry, i never got lunch
But i don't wanna tell him
My legs are tired , someone carry me please
Where's mommy now ?

We've walked awhile,
i can hear the brat's stomache from here .
what , the mom never fed her or something .
more money wasted on this thing .
shoulda left her in her corner .

That was yummy ,
mister is just sitting there
watching me eat , i think he wants me to hurry
so i'll eat really fast! We can find mommy super quick after this
Yummy , i'm sooo full! I'm a little sleepy now though

Brat's finished eating
Lets go already
Now she's rubbing her eyes .
She's tired and slowing us down
I'll carry her , just for awhile .

Mister picked me up
I'll just lay my head for a whi....
ZzzzZzzzZzzz

She just fell asleep on me .
At least she doesn't snore ,
but lucky me , she drools .
when she's asleep , she's not so bratty .
she's actually quite cute .
Good god , what is this brat doing to me ?
We've got to find her mom and quick too .

We walk around for a bit more ,
i see a woman , looks exactly like brat
doesn't seem hysterical that she's lost her kid
maybe i've got the wrong chick

that was a nice nap , have we found mom yet?
LOOK THERE'S MOMMY!
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!
MOMMY MOMMY MOMMY!
I jump out of Mister's arms,
Mommy just looks down , holds tightly onto my arm
and smiles politely at stranger and starts to talk her big people talk

Look lady ,
found your kid in the middle of Macy's by herself
Try to keep better care of your kids ,
not everyone is nice like me , and they'll kidnap her
Don't take it personal , this is good advice lady .

Mommy looks angry , really angry .
She doesn't say anything
She just grabs me and turns to leave
She's walkin' really fast
But i still have time to turn around
I yell
"Bye Mister! I'm Stacey! Thank You!"

Okay , so maybe
not all kids are idiots and make trouble
just the ones i know
except for Stacey ...
Maybe not everything is so bad .