Attention Men

Attention men
Pussy ain't a synonym for paintball
It's not a form of cat and mouse
With overweight men
Chasing and shooting
It doesn't care if you chase
It doesn't mind if you stop to breathe
It doesn't mind if you really don't got a strategy
But it's not about a full day
Of boredom
Like shooting a gun with fuchsia colors
At the end of the day your legs are sore
And you got no game.

Attention men
Pussy ain't a synonym for a musical
It's not a form of confusing dialogue
With drama students
who work at Starbucks during the day
It doesn't care about front row seats
It doesn't mind if you forget your lines
But it's not about three hours
Of boredom
Like watching Cats
At the end I'm still left wondering
What the fuck was that?

Attention men
Pussy ain't a synonym for a drive in
It's not a form of mindless entertainment
With a shitty fucking plot line
Overpaid actors
And six dollar Pepsis
It doesn't care about credits
It doesn't mind the lighting
But it's not about ninety minutes
Of boredom
Like watching Phone Booth
Although Collin Farrel is sexy
I just can't get off.