Original Poetry Survivor... Rules
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RE:I am feeling faint, Thurston! I swear I just saw Denny Crane, our attorney from Boston, in some sort of strange costume! |
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RE: RE:Quote: Originally Posted by Aria I am feeling faint, Thurston! I swear I just saw Denny Crane, our attorney from Boston, in some sort of strange costume! Mary Ann, where's Ginger? She should be out here in the sun in her sequins! We know she will attract the starship's attention!! Denny Crane, you say? Why he's getting so big, he'll need a crane to get himself out of a chair. No, no. The man you saw in the strange costume looked much too young to be our attorney... His grandson, maybe. 
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RE:Sorry to botha ya'll , but me and my cousin Jethro were fishin' out at this here water spot down yonder, and the strangest thing happened! A ship with a naked professor danglin' out of it..like a chimp lost at the zoo.. flew right over our heads! Then, a wave the size of king kong grabbed us up, and threw us all the way over here to this here Island!! I was walkin around, and lookin' for Jethro-when I got wind of the most sweet smellin' pie, I ever smelt-except for m' granny's Coon-Ball pie, that is!-So I thought Id wonder on down the shore to see if ya'll wouldnt mind givin' me alittle piece of that there pie!! Last edited by Madelynn 03-15-2010 at 03:22:44 PM |
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RE: Hillbilly Gilligan...Forget about the starship, forget about being saved from this formidable |
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RE:Ohhhh- look at this here little talkin' monkey!!-Well, now, if you aint just the cutest little thing. They call ya Gilligan, ya say! Well, gollly- now ain't that just as slick as honey drippin' off an elephants behind! Can you dance little monkey..My Lordie, I sure do like critters.-Hope this lil' feller ain't got no case of the rabies tho'! I'll tell ya, one time m'granny got a case of the screamin' beavers, and we done lost our minds have'n to take turns care'n for that beaver-fever of hers! |
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Looks like these boys do some shrimpnEly May, I'd new I'd find ovah here, Stay away from them Monkeys, Jethro' and Jed are fine they are Make'n der Moonpalachia wid Oren, and WordSlinger, celebraten', I took the big boat, came to recue ya, these der folks, sure are welcome to come to da Manhin, I made some der Chow mien Jane, whu we, that der Monkey shure does stink, come on we got chores to do Ely May, |
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RE:(Mary Anne runs toward Ellie May) |
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RE:Miss Granny. Might you have room aboard your boat for a couple of fellow millionaires? We are in dire need of getting back to California. |
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RE:What's all the commotion? Company is arriving. Mrs. Thurston we should get out the finest china and crystal to serve the pie on. We wouldn't want Ellie Mae and Granny to think we are shipwrecked hillbillies or something now would we? We will need to entertain our guests too. |
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Higgins is on the WayOk, Higgins is on his way, Come here Ellie May, Can I Can I,have some pie!!! |
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RE: WHERE AM I?How did I get here? Where's Tony? Forget Tony, Is that Thomas Magnum over there on the beach? |
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No 9ers Left Behind ActHey, Im only here to rescue you all, so we can get back to reading poetry, ok, ty |
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RE:then put your shirt back on, Magnum, or we will never get off this island...you know Ginger and Mary Ann have been very lonely! |
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RE: Rescue From Gilligan's IslandHoorah for Magnum. He has come to rescue us all. We are finally going to get off this motherf****n rock. We're outta here. Ta ta all. It's been real. It's been nice. Wish I could say it's been real nice. Come Lovey, Let's blow this popcycle stand. |
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Gilligan looks angry...Okay......where's the one that called me a stinking monkey....... |
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RE:Thurston, my hero! I can't wait to get back to my Fifi, I'm sure she has grieved over our absence. Thank you, my darling, for getting us off this island....I'm sure you arranged for Magnum, P.I. to appear, as well as Granny and Elly Mae. Hurry now, it's time to go!!! |
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Gilligan is sad...Oh well, I guess I scared everybody away.......I'll just sit here and pick the fleas off my chest.... |
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Happiness...As I pondered o'er the world, my eyes were blessed with untold jewels... |
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RE: Oh Gilligan we"ve been rescued!!Come on Gilligan grab my luggage and cosmetic cases and head for the shore. Magnum is here with Granny and Ellie Mae to take us back home on their yacht. Now I know how Dorothy felt, there's no place like home...Come to think of it when I get back to Hollywood I am goin' to get me some of those red patent leather shoes, maybe have some taps installed on the soles too. Bon voyage you old island it's time for me to aboard ship! |
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RE:Gilligan, I'll sit with you on the boat trip back to Cali! No need to be sad. |
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Did Set, the Ev'ning Sun...Well, it would be a pleasure, Mary Ann.......(Gilligan smiles as he snuggles Quote:
Originally Posted by kah Gilligan, I'll sit with you on the boat trip back to Cali! No need to be sad. Oh, I'm so happy we're rescued! Now I can get back to my writing and all. I'm glad I met Ellie May! We can be pen pals! |
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RE:Hi to everyone who follows Poetry Survivor... |
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RE: Did Set, the Ev'ning Sun...And little did everyone know that EinStud was waiting for them on the boat to bludgeon all of the island escapees so this could never happen again. The dark side had overcome EinStud (also known as the Zodiak Killer), but look at the bright side... Gilligoon is still alive! Quote:
Originally Posted by gogant Well, it would be a pleasure, Mary Ann.......(Gilligan smiles as he snuggles next to her, and waves "Goodbye" to the Isle of Mischief))))))))))))))))))))))) Originally Posted by kah Gilligan, I'll sit with you on the boat trip back to Cali! No need to be sad. Oh, I'm so happy we're rescued! Now I can get back to my writing and all. I'm glad I met Ellie May! We can be pen pals! |
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RE: Poetry Survivor Final Night To everyone who has been a part of Poetry Survivor, |
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RE: RE: Poetry Survivor Final NightGod Bless and good ridance. Quote:
Originally Posted by PoetrySurvivor1 To everyone who has been a part of Poetry Survivor, THANK YOU. This will be the final month of the contest. What I started three months ago has turned into something I no longer wish to be a part of. I have other commitments to devote my time and effort to. I wish all of you the best... Good night and God bless. Tom |
In science one tries to tell people, in such a way as to be understood by everyone, something that no one ever knew before. But in poetry, it's the exact opposite.
Franz Kafka (1883-1924) Czech writer.