No I Didn't. I was an Adrenaline Junky.


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    No I Didn't. I was an Adrenaline Junky.

    I like to fly in planes, as much as I can.
    Not for the feeling of flying
    But because it increases my odds of dying.
    I like to drive fast in the fast lane, when it rains
    Not for the feeling of speeding.
    But because it increases my odds of a fellow car head on meeting.
    There ain’t anything immoral about that.
    I might have a death wish.
    But people do this kind of stuff all the time.
    I like to do everything on the edge.
    Not because I am brave or a thrill seeker.
    But because I’m a coward to shoot myself in the head.
    And besides, suicide sends you straight to hell
    Didn't you know?
    I found a loop hole and no one can be mad if I don’t stop.
    Because overtly I’m not doing anything so out of the ordinary.
    I’ll increase the odds as much as I can.
    Doing things recklessly, but for fun.
    And nothing can interfere with my plan.
    I’ve never won the lottery.
    I’ve never won anything.
    But I’m pretty sure when it comes to my chances of dying.
    The odds are as good as they can be.
    So I cross my fingers
    Wish me luck.
    Hopefully on the way home from work tomorrow
    I’ll get side-swiped and become one dead sorry F**k
    So Just imagine the thrill
    As my crumpled burning car
    Rolls violently down the hill.
    Its not suicide,
    It was just for fun.

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    AChance commented on No I Didn't. I was an Adrenaline Junky.


    What if the on coming car is me? With my sisters in the car?? No bueno, I understand the feeling of need for recklessness but please take into consideration public health. Thats seems funny to say but I have been similair before and hurting other innocent people was still the last thing I wanted

    connsk8 commented on No I Didn't. I was an Adrenaline Junky.


    why? I can't make 50 characters out of that but I need to know why?

    lysal commented on No I Didn't. I was an Adrenaline Junky.


    why so blue panda bear?



    lol, haha, well It would take a pretty long time to list all the reasons, but you did manage to cheer me up a bit, I love panda bears, haha.

    Poetry comes nearer to vital truth than history.

    Plato (BC 427-BC 347) Greek philosopher.

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