Time for a new day to start
I want a pop tart that will make me smart
Not just sugar to fall apart

With General Mills and lots of pills
I’ve hade my fill
I tried to play betty Crocker
But ended up chained to her Post

I’ve lost my Lucky Charm
The Special K and Frosted Flakes
Have got me all Fruit loopy

Maybe I’m Coo, Coo from Coco Puffs
But, I prefer to have a Scooby snack
With Scooby Doo how about you

Rice Crispys may be a treat
But all the snap crackle, and pop
Keeps me off my feet

All I want is Life with a little
Cinnamon and sugar not just
Cookie Crisp crumbs

My head feels like scrambled eggs,
All I can eat is toast, That’s no joke
I hate the yoke, so I eat my toast
And have a smoke

I love the smell of sizzling bacon
But if you keep taken
The fat can rake you in