Toe Jam
Toe Jam Toe Jam, tween my toes
Oder rises to my Nose.
Why it's there, I cannot say,
But I know it's been there, many days.
I wash and wash and scrub away,
But it aways seems to stay.
Turning green and growing fast,
Begins to smell like bad gas.
The smell rises oh so high,
Reaching up to the sky.
Buzzards gather to find the dead,
But they find Toe Jam instead.
They circle round and round again,
I pullout my shotgun and do them in.
Toe Jam Toe Jam you smell so strong,
I think I can't stand it for very long.
Cats come hunting the smell of dead fish,
So I serve them Toe Jam in a dish.
They come close to take a peek,
Soon their legs are getting weak.
Rolling over with with legs up high,
All of them begin to die.
As they expire from the awful smell,
The last one looks at me and nods farewell.
As I fade into the sunset,
Still have my Toe Jam ? you bet!
Getting more every day and night,
Growing faster and faster alright.
Soon enough I'll call it Body Jam,
Covered from head to toe and all around.
So if you see it start on your toe,
Better cut it off or it will grow.
Oder rises to my Nose.
Why it's there, I cannot say,
But I know it's been there, many days.
I wash and wash and scrub away,
But it aways seems to stay.
Turning green and growing fast,
Begins to smell like bad gas.
The smell rises oh so high,
Reaching up to the sky.
Buzzards gather to find the dead,
But they find Toe Jam instead.
They circle round and round again,
I pullout my shotgun and do them in.
Toe Jam Toe Jam you smell so strong,
I think I can't stand it for very long.
Cats come hunting the smell of dead fish,
So I serve them Toe Jam in a dish.
They come close to take a peek,
Soon their legs are getting weak.
Rolling over with with legs up high,
All of them begin to die.
As they expire from the awful smell,
The last one looks at me and nods farewell.
As I fade into the sunset,
Still have my Toe Jam ? you bet!
Getting more every day and night,
Growing faster and faster alright.
Soon enough I'll call it Body Jam,
Covered from head to toe and all around.
So if you see it start on your toe,
Better cut it off or it will grow.
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