Late Night Cable Confusion?
Been watching Paula Dean
with her 'Down Home' cooking
but her opening appetizer?
is a thousand calories
simply for looking
...then a late night Infomercial
that touts great success
“Watch this video"
for Flat Abs “Attain them
in two weeks or less!”
I've been watching it now
on my couch for a month
And horizontally confess
It's totally bunk!
I've got twice
as much paunch
And more junk
in my trunk!
...searching for a new stream
History channel looks good!
it's totally less Food
And more Thought
for my Thunk
with her 'Down Home' cooking
but her opening appetizer?
is a thousand calories
simply for looking
...then a late night Infomercial
that touts great success
“Watch this video"
for Flat Abs “Attain them
in two weeks or less!”
I've been watching it now
on my couch for a month
And horizontally confess
It's totally bunk!
I've got twice
as much paunch
And more junk
in my trunk!
...searching for a new stream
History channel looks good!
it's totally less Food
And more Thought
for my Thunk
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