"Micro #$%*#@ Soft Word"
Though a good writer I’m Word Doc Impaired
So to my Marketing Manager I did share
“Why does it display this Markup Language?”
I didn’t create this “share document” bandage
Please Jeanine, I am so damn frustrated
The doc I worked on seems badly created
With professional correctness you intervened
Your stroke of genius now totally seen
With a fix here, a fix there I’m truly elated
Now this proposal sent without hesitation
Miraculously cured by your edit-i-fication
Twas my creation couldn't pass the test
What you did Publish, I anticipate success
A joint collaboration a winning presentation
So off to the client I send with a smile
Don’t expect a response, soon or awhile
No matter the reply or what it may seem
We can do it again, this collateral team
We’ll send another to the top of their pile
Now we share… in common knowledge
What Microsoft doth foul, we can abolish
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