"Dentist the Menace"
"Dentist the Menace"I'm off to the dentist but I'm not too sure
with an abscessed molar they claim to cure
Oh... the sound of that whining drill
and nova caine it gives not a thrill
"This'll numb your gums in just an instant"
but I still complain and remain insistent
A child of the 60's I'm drug resistant
"so shoot me up more" I stay persistent
The first session is done they send me away
to return again and be treated another day
With thoughful pre-planning,
they gave me a prescription
so I would return in a better disposition
The treatment went well or so they would tell
I was joking... laughing and singing as well
"Oh thank God" my dentist did grin
"he's easy to handle when the valium kicks in"
With routine visits, not time of desperation
They pre-order my script with ample medication
Now I look forward to the dentist’s chair
I'm high and I'm legal and without a care
So don't fight the dentist
they aren't a menace
just your preventist
As you leave their chair each day
People will admire your teeth and say
"My... how'd they get that way?"
With a grin
you'll begin
"I Bon't doe dut I bidn't deel a bing"
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