Welcome To Baltimore Hun
C'lectivly 'nchanting, 'speshly aul da Key veuws,
Histaurcly rich, viery maudrn, Yerpian, turisty an new.
A Staur Spaingld memry, crabs aur a delcasy to moest,
Raven's aur wurshipd dair, to hell wit da dam coats,
Merica's best secrit, Camben Yards an dem dare O's,
Innr Haurber bars an restraunts, Pollock Johnnies and Nati Bo's,
Naibrhuds like Hollan Town an Fells Point, Fedrul Hill an Caynton,
Grate muevees wur made heer by Wautrs, Aultmin an Levunsun,
Chespeake crown jule, wit wauter taxees and peers,
Illumanaited real purty when da muen and staurs appear.
Two haurs frum down de oshun, home to Babe, Poe an Ripkun,
Yer in fer a real Murlin treat, welcum ta Bawlmaur hun...
Copyright © July 2009
Kevin Mooney
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