You've never swung a driver?

Don't die until you do

'Cause when one hits its sweet spot

Perfection will come true

The ball will leave the tee so fast

As if shot from a cannon

The moment will be here at last

For perfect satisfaction

You'll watch it sail and run its course

A pure-sweet sound will linger

Then marvel at the practiced force

That drove your perfect dinger

A wave of joy will fill your core

With awestruck satisfaction

As on and on the ball will soar

Backed up by fan reaction

You'll stand in perfect time and space

To wonder at its distance

A grin will break out on your face

Without too much resistance

The ball will land and roll awhile

In more than just a rare way

You'll notice with a humble smile

How well it split the fairway

You'll turn your gaze to look and see

Your foursome's celebration

While plucking up a standing tee

As hearts fill with elation

And all because some time ago

A perfect gift was given

A Christmas wish complete with bow

With which the ball was driven

 John Christopher 2001