My Life

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    My Life
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    I live my everyday life im diappers.
    Don't have to change myself.
    Can cry whenever I want.
    No I am not a child
    but a middle aged man.
    My life is spent in the mental instituion.
    They keep my locked in a padded room.
    When it's time to eat they force feed me.
    I know when it's time
    because the others all yell
    "the white coats are coming, the white coats are coming."
    I bounce off the walls
    hoping they think I belong here.
    The truth is I am lazy
    ant there is free food.
    I fight with them, so they drug me up.
    The sense of enjoyment comes.
    Drugs,food,and a hot nurse
    are all I need to live on.
    She changes me and I love it.
    Every time, I am standing at attention.
    She thinks I'm nutts but I know.
    I know that she's not supposed to touch me that way
    or put her mouth on my pocket rocket
    but I'm not complaining.
    I can live this way the rest of my life.
    It's a man's dream
    free food and a blowjob.
    The drugs are just a bonus.

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    1990lh commented on My Life

    08-02-2009

    lol never read nothing like that very funny lol made me laugh nice work
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    Footprints2002 commented on My Life

    03-14-2009

    WTG...Made me laugh
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    Paulove commented on My Life

    02-25-2009

    Without analysis, we should be able to decode your poetry to an understandable level. Good one, the sky is your starting point.
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    bforibus commented on My Life

    02-08-2009

    im not sure what u had to write about, but this was still a good poem. great job
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    Realistic commented on My Life

    02-07-2009

    nice
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    If I feel physically as if the top of my head were taken off, I know that is poetry.

    Emily Dickinson (1830-1886) American poet.

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